Dear Santa,
I know it’s been a while since I have written. I have a new found faith that you may be able to help me with a few things on my Christmas list this year. In my opinion, aside from a few small incidents, I have been pretty good in 2011. Because of this, I would like to see a little ROI on some of my good deeds. It’s no secret that your approval numbers are not what they used to be. I have been hearing a lot of buzz about people doubting that you can deliver on your advertised services. I have a proposition for you. Let me help you. If you are able to meet the needs of my list below, you will also see a return for your efforts. You see, I have a killer social media team. They can help develop a campaign around your success in 2011! I really believe that if we work together you will see a huge shift of positive opinion towards your brand. Below is my wish list for this holiday season. I look forward to working with you. By the way, I will include the milk and cookies at no additional cost or commitment.
- Guaranteed 100 percent conversions from at least one campaign for every client
- Create a great Google+ business page for me, and a month’s worth of content for the page would be a nice add-in
- Free inflight Wi-Fi on every flight I take this year
- A years-worth of one-shot coffees for my Kurig
- Peace on Earth
I think this is a reasonable list as I have left off several other requests. I would also like to mention that I have a good working relationship with the Easter Bunny, so if this is not doable for you we would be happy to take our proposal to him.
What is on your list this year?
